沙雕文案的英文好句

1、years old now.I can only barely drink two bottles of wangzi.I burp when I'm in a hurry

2、如果我二十六歲，我可以為你吹三瓶江小白，可惜我現在才十六歲，只能勉強喝兩瓶旺仔，喝急了還打嗝。
If I were

3、打一局遊戲相當於連麥20分鐘說200句話，日復一日怎麼會沒有感情呢？但我沒想到，遊戲6分鐘，你能罵我200句？
Playing a game is equivalent to saying

4、Jin,so I am double beautiful

5、想把房子賣了養你，但是房東不肯。
I want to sell my house to support you,but the landlord won't

6、years old,I could blow three bottles of jiangxiaobai for you.Unfortunately,I'm only

7、times in

8、Jin girls are beautiful,so I eat

9、以前有病追求愛情，現在病好了只喜歡錢。
I used to pursue love when I was ill,but now I'm well and only like money

10、minutes

11、是金子，總會被我花光。
It's gold,it will always be spent by me

12、words for

13、我是一個很自律的人，既然說了要減肥，就要天天說。
I am a very self disciplined person.Since I said to lose weight,I should say it every day

14、我悄悄地放了一個屁，希望風把它吹進你嘴裡。
I quietly put a fart,I hope the wind blows it into your mouth

15、都說90斤的女生漂亮，所以我吃到180斤，這樣我就是雙倍漂亮。
It is said that

16、聽說男孩說話的時候加個呢，會比較溫柔，比如：寶貝，你閨蜜呢？
It's said that when a boy talks,it will be more gentle.For example,baby,where's your best friend

17、我們還是不要見面了，洗頭好累洗髮水好貴。
We'd better not meet.Shampoo is so tired.Shampoo is so expensive

18、據說臉大的人脾氣一般都超好，因為臉大翻臉真的好辛苦。
It is said that people with big faces are generally super good tempered,because it's really hard to turn their faces

19、假如生活出賣了我，我希望是論斤賣。
If life betrays me,I hope it is sold by catty

20、minutes.How can you have no feelings day after day?But I didn't expect that you could scold me

21、不要臉到了一定境界以後，就會被叫做心理素質過硬。
When the shameless face reaches a certain level,it will be called excellent psychological quality

22、我丑是為了降低畫質提高性能，為什麼我的人生依舊這麼卡？
I am ugly to reduce the picture quality and improve the performance,why my life is still so stuck

23、年輕的時候千萬不要因為沒錢而絕望，因為你要知道，你以後沒錢的日子還很多。
When you are young,don't despair because you have no money,because you have to know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future