關於you的問候語

1、你罵我，我吃虧，你就是個小烏龜。
You scold me,I suffer,you are a little turtle

2、你搖一搖頭，看看有沒有大海的聲音。
You shake your head to see if there is a sound of the sea

3、你是一隻黃燜雞，又黃又悶又垃圾。
You are a braised chicken,yellow,stuffy and rubbish

4、拿你當人的時候，你儘量裝得像點好嗎？
When taking you as a person,will you try to act like it

5、多去曬曬太陽，曬黑點就沒人罵你是白痴了。
Go to the sun more,and no one will scold you as an idiot

6、有空一起去吃魚吧，看你挑刺兒絕對是個高手。
Let's go to eat fish when you're free.You're definitely an expert

7、你是什麼牌子塑料袋，這麼能裝？
What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold

8、噓，別說話，你不說話的時候，我還覺得你像個人。
Shh,don't talk.When you don't talk,I still think you look like a person

9、你就是口井，橫豎都是二。
You are a well,two in every direction

10、你倆還真般配，看來月老的垃圾分類挺到位的嘛。
You two are a good match.It seems that Yuelao's garbage classification is in place

11、你自從得了神經病，整個人都精神多了。
Since you got psychosis,the whole person has been much more energetic

12、我打了狂犬疫苗，你以為我會怕你。
I got a rabies vaccine.Do you think I'll be afraid of you

13、如果不能說髒話，那我對你也沒話可說。
If I can't swear,I have nothing to say to you

14、家住敦煌嗎?這麼多壁畫。
Do you live in Dunhuang?So many murals

15、立刻有=like you

16、關關雎鳩，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what*s you qq

17、「Knock knock」 「Who is there」 「Mary」 「Mary who」 「Marry you」