元氣滿滿的經典句子

1、手機自我檢討一下，為什麼總拉著我一起熬夜？
Mobile phone self-examination,why always pull me to stay up late

2、有人建議我靠臉吃飯，我偏不！我就要靠嘴吃。
Someone suggested that I eat on my face,but I didn't!I have to eat by mouth

3、所有好看的照片都是我p的，還有那些不好看的是我p失敗的。
All good-looking photos are mine,and those that are not good-looking are my p failures

4、醫學真的很落後，根本治不了我的貧窮。
Medicine is really backward.It can't cure my poverty at all

5、有姐妹喜歡禿頭嗎，如果有姐妹喜歡的話，我今天就再熬會兒夜。
Do any sisters like baldness?If any sisters like it,I'll stay up later today

6、我不富甲天下，但我擁有無數個艷陽天。
I am not rich,but I have countless sunny days

7、今天肚子的容量是128G
Today's stomach capacity is 128G

8、錢不是萬能的，是九千九百九十九能，剩下的一，是不能感受到貧窮的痛苦。
Money is not everything.It's

9、你不睡我不睡，我倆多般配。
You don't sleep,I don't sleep.We're a perfect match

10、像我們這個年紀半夜收到我愛你的回覆都是在哪喝呢？
At our age,where do we drink when we receive the reply that I love you in the middle of the night

11、我覺得我真是個敗家子，本來擁有上千萬的家產，睡醒一覺就沒了。
I think I am really a black sheep,originally had tens of millions of property,sleep a sleep on the los

12、像身高這樣的東西，大家都是一米多，有什麼好問的呢？
Like the height of such things,we are more than one meter,what should we ask

13、一個人走路是和地球的單獨約會。
Walking alone is a solo date with the earth

14、The rest can't feel the pain of poverty

15、days,but today is the 3056th day

16、我是一隻沒有溫度的冰激凌，所以不能約我出門。
I'm an ice cream without temperature,so I can't ask me out

17、我本來想挑戰單身一百天，結果，今天是第3056天。
I wanted to challenge being single for

18、做人要像蘇打小餅乾一樣乾乾脆脆。
Be as dry and crisp as a soda biscuit

19、每個女孩都是銀河遺落在世間的星星。
Every girl is a star left in the world by the Milky way

20、從見你第一眼開始，我就知道你肯定是個難養的小豬佩奇。
From the first sight of you,I know you must be a difficult to raise peppa pig

21、我吃我的零食，我長我的肉，關你什麼事呀，你是羨慕還是嫉妒？
I eat my snacks,I grow my meat,it's none of your business.Are you envious or jealous