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1、過安檢的時候探測儀一直在嘀嘀嘀的響個不停，哦，原來我是一個鐵憨憨。
After the security check,the detector keeps beeping.Oh,I'm an iron Han

2、我真的很怕，怕我的黑眼圈會暴露我國寶的身份。
I'm really afraid that my dark circles will expose the identity of my national treasure

3、你冷嗎?冷就對了因為你正在刷白雪公主的朋友圈。
Are you cold?Cold is right,because you are painting Snow White's circle of friends

4、今日不出門，閉關修煉美貌。
Don't go out today.Practice beauty in isolation

5、有人網戀嘛？只能接受15km的異地戀，再遠我的電瓶車就沒電了。
Does anyone love online?I can only accept a long-distance love of 15km.No matter how far away my battery car is,it will run out of electricity

6、女孩子千萬不要夜跑，萬一遇到燒烤攤就完蛋了。
Girls should never run at night.If they encounter a barbecue stand,it will be over

7、好不容易勸自己接受了自己的長相，去理了個發，又換了一種丑法。
I finally persuaded myself to accept my appearance,get a haircut and change another ugly method

8、你凶我，我愣了一下，連你埋哪兒我都想好了。
You're cruel to me.I'm stunned.I've even figured out where to bury you

9、很多事情要自己消化，所以越長越胖了。
Many things have to be digested by yourself,so the longer you get,the fatter you get

10、小時候最討厭美女了，沒想到長大後卻成了小時候最討厭的人。
When I was a child,I hated beautiful women most.Unexpectedly,when I grew up,I became the most hated person when I was a child

11、高價出售本人腦子，沒有用過，有意者私。
Sell my brain at a high price.I haven't used it.Those who intend to sell it privately

12、只要我把自己吃得夠圓，就沒人能把我看扁。
As long as I eat myself round enough,no one can look down on me

13、我的生活原本會很平順，只是被這一身肥肉所拖累。
My life would have been smooth,but I was dragged down by this fat body

14、買菠蘿的時候要先搖一搖，要讓海綿寶寶和小蝸逃出來。
When buying pineapple,shake it first to let SpongeBob and cochlea escape

15、居然真的有男孩子願意大晚上跑過來給我送吃的，我真的很感動，就是配送費貴了些。
I'm really moved that some boys are willing to come and deliver food to me in the evening,but the delivery fee is more expensive