關於give的幽默段子

1、if (you like her)。
{
if you like 朦朧。
{
keep on this state;
give her some encourage (imply too);
}
else
begin doing it;
}
else
{
VERIFY(you think it's a big block of fat meat jump into your mouth);
if (you are serious in love enough)。
say bye-bye
else if (you are thirsty enough && you don't care about posiblity of hurt her)。
{
say (I love you,too);
do (what you need);
say (bye-bye);
}
else
{
say "I just like you a little,you are

2、If you old three old four,i will give you some color to see see
如果你老三老四，我就給你點顏色看看。
Good good study,day day up
好好學習，天天向上。
If you tiger me,i will mountain you
要是你唬我，我就扇你。
People mountain people sea
人山人海。

3、我家老鼠生病了，我給他吃老鼠藥，希望它快點好起來。
My mouse is ill.I will give him rat medicine and hope it will get better soon