關於if的幽默段子

1、if (you like her)。
{
if you like 朦朧。
{
keep on this state;
give her some encourage (imply too);
}
else
begin doing it;
}
else
{
VERIFY(you think it's a big block of fat meat jump into your mouth);
if (you are serious in love enough)。
say bye-bye
else if (you are thirsty enough && you don't care about posiblity of hurt her)。
{
say (I love you,too);
do (what you need);
say (bye-bye);
}
else
{
say "I just like you a little,you are

2、If you old three old four,i will give you some color to see see
如果你老三老四，我就給你點顏色看看。
Good good study,day day up
好好學習，天天向上。
If you tiger me,i will mountain you
要是你唬我，我就扇你。
People mountain people sea
人山人海。

3、If you kiss her，you are not a gentleman
如果你親她，那你就沒有紳士風度。
If you don't，you are not a man
可是如果你不親她，那你就不算男子漢。
If you make romance，you are an 'experiencedman'。
假如你把氣氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情場老手。
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本還不夠成熟。
If you are well dressed，she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帥一點，她會說你是花花公子。
If you don't，you are a dull boy
穿的破爛點，那你又是笨頭笨腦的傢伙。
If you attempt a romance，she says you didn't respect her
你如你試圖對她調情，她會認為你不尊重她。
If you don't，she thinks you do

4、女孩子千萬不要夜跑，太危險了，萬一遇到燒烤攤就完了。
Girls should never run at night.It's too dangerous.If you run into a barbecue stand,it's over

5、世界本無髒話，數學題做多了，也就有了。
There is no swearing in the world.If we do more math problems,we will have them